With the final episodes of Peter Kay's Car Share coming to the BBC in May, fans have been eagerly awaiting an answer to one of comedy's biggest will-they-won't-they stories.

To tide you over until the unscripted special and the grand finale, we've compiled 25 of the funniest quotes from the hit show.

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Kayleigh: “My problem is, my clock’s ticking now and my eggs are already nearly past their use-by-date. If I don’t get a spurt on, they’ll be whoopsed!”

Kayleigh: “Sushi isn’t fish, John. It’s wrestling.”

Kayleigh: “I was sat in my onesie picking crisps out of me teeth, thinking, ‘I bet Beyoncé doesn’t do this.’”

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Kayleigh: “You’ll be telling me dinosaurs existed next. Bones schmones, you’ve been brainwashed! They just look ridiculous, like stupid, and they weren’t in the Bible. They weren’t at the Nativity, they weren’t on Noah’s Ark. The stories don’t match!”

Kayleigh: “The only hell I know is standing in the middle of an aisle trying to get people to sample my Mini Cheddars.”

John: "If me Dad ever saw a hearse he used to have to hold his collar until he saw a four-legged animal."Kayleigh: "How annoying."John: "You’re telling me. He was an undertaker, got sod all done."

Kayleigh: "I snogged a tinker with moobs. He had really rough skin on his hands. Must’ve been from spinning all them waltzers.”

Kayleigh, on Wizzard's 'I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday': "I actually believe the words because I do wish it could be Christmas every day."John: "If it were up to me it'd be every four years, like the Olympics."

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Kayleigh: "I’ve got summat for your arm…" John: "Painkillers?" Kayleigh: "Creme Egg!"

John: "How do you know what’s right for me?"Kayleigh: "Well, I know it’s not that slapper."John: "I thought you were friends?"Kayleigh: "We are!"

25 of the funniest quotes from Peter Kay's Car Share